Lockout talks continue in New York throughout Thanksgiving and the weekend. If you’re optimistic about the possibility of the NBA re-opening on December 25th then go ahead and don’t bother purchasing any Christmas gifts. Just include them on your list to Santa and he’ll take care of it…you idiot.
Wednesday's Games (13)
BOS @ MIA / DAL @ MEM (Jack and coke): I really don’t care about Boston or Miami, I really don’t, but these are the two best games on tap tonight, so I had some ol’ faithful.
CHI @ POR / LAC @ SAS (Mount Gay and coke): Delicious dark rum, the sweet taste is an homage to the Bulls and Clippers, but Mount Gay is the oldest commercially produced liquor in the world which is an homage to the old-ass Spurs.
HOU @ NOH / NJN @ OKC / NYK @ DEN (Wild Turkey): For no other reason than it’s Thanksgiving weekend in the states.
MIL @ MIN / WAS @ SAC (Bud Light): I know what you’re thinking, these are clearly Smirnoff Ice-quality games. Bet you wouldn’t think that if you were having thirteen drinks. Bud Light is the equivalent of a jail sentence being reduced for good behavior.
PHI @ GSW / PHO @ TOR / IND @ ATL (Labatt 50): Needed to slow down here so stuck with beer. Had some 50s cause I only cared about 50% of the teams involved in these matchups.
CHA @ CLE (Smirnoff Ice): Two unwatchable teams, one undrinkable drink. Who’s happier about the lockout, Bobcats owner Michael Jordan, or Cavs owner and anti-LeBronite Dan Gilbert?
Thursday's games (2)
BOS @ ORL / NYK @ LAL (Labatt Blue): The drinks listed above weren’t all I had Wednesday so I wasn’t feeling quite ‘up to snuff’ on Thursday. While at Thanksgiving dinner at my aunt’s place I had a few beers and that’s all.
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