‘Hump day’ is proving to be the most difficult in my drinking odessey. Getting lit-up on Friday and Saturday is no problem, but consuming thirteen drinks mid-week takes its toll. What the hell else am I gonna do, watch ice hockey? Jumping straight to the drinks today…
Wednesday's games (13)
BOS @ MIA (Hoegaarden): The beer I use to symbolize games that people are hyped about, and I just don’t care for. I’d definitely tune into this game, but indifferently. Boston circa ’08 (which I hated) paved the way for Miami ’10 (which I hate).
DAL @ MEM (Hypnotiq): As long as we don’t get a complacent Z-bo this could be the matchup of the night. Sipped some tasty liqueur to enjoy it.
CHI @ POR / LAC @ SAS (Zubrowka and apple juice): Promising matchups, so I had a drink that tastes like cinnamon-apple juice. Seeing Blake bang against Duncan is always great. Depending on what Portland and San Antonio team came to play these matchups have serious potential.
NJN @ OKC / NYK @ DEN / IND @ ATL (Canadian club & gingerale): Middling matchups, so I drank an ‘ok’ drink. Knicks @ (former Knicks) Denver would be interesting.
PHI @ GSW / PHO @ TOR / HOU @ NOH (Labatt 50): In each matchup I’m interested in 50% of the teams: Warriors, Suns, Hornets; and could care less about the other 50%: I’m looking at you Raptors.
WAS @ SAC / MIL @ MIN (Smirnoff Ice): Four unwatchable teams (I’ll admit, The Bucks and ‘Wolves could potentially be solid this year…potentially). "Icing" people has become fashionable, but Smirnoff Ice has long been the symbol of a detested drink in my circle. Would have drank Zima’s if I could find them.
CHA @ CLE (Jack n' Grind): Technically there were three 'Jack n' Grind' quality games, but in the battle of “unwatchability”, Bobcats @ Cavs is as bad as it gets. Also, I wasn't about to have three helpings of: a coffee mug sprinkled with coffee grinds and a shot of Jack Daniel's.
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